so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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