fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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