READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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