WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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