something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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