there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize