On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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