Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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