I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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