We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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