i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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