Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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