Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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