I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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