i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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