i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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