he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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