ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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