yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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