This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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