Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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