She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
high people should be assigned attendants
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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