my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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