He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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