u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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