Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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