god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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