no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
That's how pantless uber rides happen
His nipple licking is glorious
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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