Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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