your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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