Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
How does one acquire holy water?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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