I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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