3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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