Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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