Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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