he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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