I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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