i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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