So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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