I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
nutella sex= disaster
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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