yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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