the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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