let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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