bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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