carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize