I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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