And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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