she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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