I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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