just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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