I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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