I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize